numbla: You Know You’re Nigerian… When you were younger you probably had like one or two childhood husband or wives because your parents and their friends swore that you and their child were going to get married. “Oya, we are expecting her brideprice“ Submitted by : delightfullyblessed Hahahaha, and your Dad will STILL bring up that Brideprice
i really just don't have patience for people
who want to act like the world is such a waste. As if everything in life is so useless. yeah i understand we all have certain things we wanna give up on, but to make it seem as though you want to give up on life in general, you’re stupid. sorry. but i can’t stand that petty “i’m so helpless” complaints. i can’t deal. it’s annoying. be greatful you’re...
When teachers get distracted and start telling you...
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i feel like girls get caught up too quickly
am i the only one who doesn’t think of every guy i date as “the one for me”? i feel like i’m too young to be thinking about marriage and all that. don’t get me wrong, everyone loves a love story and one day i do hope to be married and have kids too. but i feel like people are so caught up in the idea of being in love, that we often mistake infatuation or rebounds as...
brand new piercing, brand new tatt, 95 dollars on...
lmaoo that line is so funny to me (Emmanuel Hudson: she rachet)
Making eye contact with your crush,
Expectation: Reality: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Instead Of "16 & Pregnant" How About A Show Like...
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just to be safe….
Love will change you.
her0inchic: Emotional connections with people affect who we are and how we act. It can make us a better person, and it can drag us down into a hole; thus turn us into something we want or don’t want to become. This can be both a conscious thing and sub conscious. That is the nature of the beast.
Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.
4 words i never want to hear
kimchilanrawr: babydollsusan: aka-gisellemejiaa: i dont love you you’re diagnosed with cancer i found someone else it was never real we need to talk your going to die your ____ is dead you cant have kids i dont remember you lets just be friends we cant be together
When that annoying person walks in front of you in...
When the movie doesn't end the way you wanted it...
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ashleeyann: wholmesianmisfit: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR THE BOOK FAIR THOUGH OMG.
When you're home alone and you feel like you're...
Trying to stay awake in class like
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the...
“dumbass, you’re gonna get us BOTH in trouble” http://wowfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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Math is the only place where I hear a person...
itotallyrelate: “Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—” “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE? icanrelate.info